I’m Going to Miss the Four-Eyed Me

I’m going to miss the four-eyed me. My doc assures me that after surgery, I’ll be able to toss my specs. “You’ll be able to see just fine without them!” See without glasses? Me? Are librarians even allowed to do that?? Will I be able to throw out my glasses, shed my life-long identity as a four-eyed girl and live non-myopically ever after? I guess I’ll just have to see.